The Quip Du Jour

I bought Schindler's list DVD. I can't wait to see the extras especially the bloopers.

2008-11-03T13:54:00.000-08:00

I started an Atkinson diet yesterday. I'm watching Rowan Atkinson's movies until I lose my appetite.

2008-11-02T10:44:00.001-08:00

2008-11-01T15:10:00.001-07:00

I dreamt last night that the set of Mama Mia is chasing me. I think I developed a new kind of stage fright.

2008-11-01T12:22:00.000-07:00

I bought a sick bird. I think it's allergic to feathers

2008-10-31T08:28:00.000-07:00

My grandfather went to Auschwitz and all I got is this lousy t-shirt.

2008-10-30T11:21:00.000-07:00

‫I sneezed today when I saw Kevin Bacon on the street. I think I'm also allergic to star dust.

2008-10-29T10:31:00.000-07:00

I'm in such a good mood today, I left a tip for the coffee machine.

2008-10-28T08:29:00.001-07:00

I dreamet last night that I'm a "Word" document. I can't remember much because I woke up before I pressed "save".

2008-10-27T12:26:00.003-07:00

I have an unorthodox shrink, he uses a taximeter. If I want to talk about my dreams he switches to night fare.

2008-10-26T08:49:00.000-07:00

It`s hazy outside: I like the air in Tel Aviv. I don't trust air I can't see.

2008-10-25T09:57:00.001-07:00

Yom Kippur

2008-10-24T07:25:00.000-07:00

It's a Holidays season here in Israel, more specifically - It's Yom Kippur. An extremely holy day. I've always wanted to learn about this strange day, and so I decided to read about the prayers, the habits, and the folklore and heroic stories about Yom Kippur.
There was the touchy story about Jews that insisted on praying during Yom Kippur while the kazaks were burning the entire community down. Another depressing story about Nazi officers taking some Jews to the woods and all the way to the mass murder site, the Jews didn't stop praying the Yom Kipur's prayers. Or the amazing story about Israeli soldiers captured by the Syrians and all the way to the gallows didn't stop praying.
This led me to two conclusions. First, Judaism is awesome. Secondly, I guess there would be many more Jews in the world if they were a bit less into praying and a bit more into running.

Dear Editor

2008-10-23T13:34:00.000-07:00

I'm in trouble - My girlfriend caught me in bed with my iphone. She was extremely upset and gave me an ultimatum - either she stays or my Iphone. My question is where can I download the iphone's application of jdate ?

Let's be honest: the real status of people that update their status on facebook is - a little bit bored

2008-10-22T07:44:00.000-07:00

I went to see the Gypsy Kings in a concert. It felt very authentic – they even stole my wallet.

2008-10-13T14:04:00.000-07:00